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How does a Tsunami start?? ??
Have you ever wondered how does a Tsunami gets started?
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Nice Joke: A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"Fantastic:: Never Lie to Indian Mom !!
A Mom comes to visit her son for dinner.who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty son's, roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between her son and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, girl and I are just roommates."
About a week later, girl came to boy saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" boy said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Ur Son
Several days later, son received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with roommate, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with roommate. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow.
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian! The Worlds Biggest Dog
Hercules! The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of
World's Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and who has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.
With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's standard 200lb. limit.
Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just "grew" and grew. and grew. and grew.
Sardar Jokes
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
8 Words Women use
1.)Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game.
3.) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes.
4.)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission dont do it.
5.)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing( Refer 3. for Nothing)
6.)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
Amazing Facts
A kiss for one minute can burn 26.
A little under one quarter of the people in the world are vegetarians.
75-90% of primary physician visits are due to stress.
A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.
A blink lasts approximately 0.3 seconds.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.
1 out of every 4 kids in the USA is overweight.
41% of women apply body or hand moisturizer a minimum three times a day.
A ear trumpet was used before the hearing aid was invented by people who had difficulty hearing.
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.
A fetus starts to develop fingerprints at the age of eight weeks.
A fetus that is four months old, will becomes startled and turn away if a light is flashed on the mother's stomach.
A headache and inflammatory pain can be reduced by eating 20 tart cherries.
A human embryo is smaller than a grain of rice at four weeks old.
A person infected with the SARS virus, has a 95-98% chance of recovery.
A person who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day will on average lose two teeth every ten years.
A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.
A sneeze can travel as fast as one hundred miles per hour.
A study concludes that kids who snore do poorly in school.
A study indicates that smokers are likely to die on average six and a half years earlier than non-smokers.
A women from Berlin Germany has had 3,110 gallstones taken out of her gall bladder.
A world record 328 pound ovarian cyst was removed from a woman in Galveston, Texas, in 1905.
A yawn usually lasts for approximately six seconds.
About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.
According to the American Institute of Stress, job stress approximately costs the U.S. industry over $300 billion dollars per year.
After twenty-seven years, Betty Rubble made her debut as a Flintstones Vitamin in 1996.
Air is passed through the nose at a speed of 100 miles per hour when a person sneezes.
Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.
An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.
An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.
Being lactose intolerant can cause chronic flatulence.
Between 12%-15% of the population is left-handed.
Between 1997-2002, there was an increase of 228% in cosmetic procedures in the United States.
Bile produced by the liver is responsible for making your feces a brownish, green colour.
Brain damage will only occur if a fever goes above 107.6 degrees farenheit.
By walking an extra 20 minutes every day, an average person will burn off seven pounds of body fat in an year.
Carbon monoxide can kill a person in less than 15 minutes.
Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year. Good One
One politician , One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group
members.I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????The devil says "Twenty dollars".Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"
Devil says:
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"Calling hell to hell is local!!!"
Time Management :: Priest and Politician !!
The priest and the politician [ A story about "Time Management" and being late ]
After twenty-five years in the same parish, Father O'Shaunessey was saying his farewells at his retirement dinner. An eminent member of the congregation - a leading politician - had been asked to make a presentation and a short speech, but was late arriving.
So the priest took it upon himself to fill the time, and stood up to the microphone:
"I remember the first confession I heard here twenty-five years ago and it worried me as to what sort of place I'd come to... That first confession remains the worst I've ever heard. The chap confessed that he'd stolen a TV set from a neighbor and lied to the police when questioned, successfully blaming it on a local scallywag.
He said that he'd stolen money from his parents and from his employer; that he'd had affairs with several of his friends' wives; that he'd taken hard drugs, and had slept with his sister and given her VD. You can imagine what I thought... However I'm pleased to say that as the days passed I soon realized that this sad fellow was a frightful exception and that this parish was indeed a wonderful place full of kind and decent people..."
At this point the politician arrived and apologized for being late, and keen to take the stage, he immediately stepped up to the microphone and pulled his speech from his pocket:
"I'll always remember when Father O'Shaunessey first came to our parish," said the politician, "In fact, I'm pretty certain that I was the first person in the parish to that he heard in confession....."
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